Hired to go to war

I need a place to blow off some steam. You found me and you will soon learn that being a sales person follows me, haunts me, whether I'm on the clock or not. This causes a lot of comedy, although it embarrasses the shit out of my husband.

I must remain anonymous because I have a visible position in an ultra-conservative company, and they would probably not like or understand what I want to share with you on this blog. With that said, I was just promoted in the company six-months ago and find myself selling in one of the most hostile environments in the sales organization. I got this promotion because I convinced everyone I was capable of going to war every single day.